Call me Mrambus. : archive message

18 years young, stuck in Ohio. This is the stuff I like.

theautobible: Porsche 911 Turbo by D.LOS on Flickr.

I actually have the best friends. No, don’t compare yours, mine are better.

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Sorry for all the car stuff, I can’t help it right now.

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psychot-c: (by benlauis) BMW 2002
whimsyatteatime: want
Incase you hadn’t seen it yet #skyy (Taken with instagram)
themaxdavis: langkofel by c flatscher on Flickr.
dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad had a late model BMW before you did and he’s got the speeding tickets to prove it. It was just a machine before he took command of the wheel and proved it was the Ultimate. James Bond didn’t have shit on him. He was a bottle-popping international man of mystery with a license to thrill. His stone pulse, steady hands, and full-throttle foot helped him high speed danced his car around streets while seducing honey-dips with his shift skills. He lived 100mph life while everyone else was stuck in neutral.   So hipsters, when you’re cruising down the block in your beat-ass beemer and trying to impress the fairer kind with the fact that you’ve traded up from your fixie, remember this… Your dad is the only man who knows how those mystery stains in the backseat got there. 
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